Glad you found your way here. Not many Sinners do! Still, better than being stuck out there in Purgatory, eh?
Fancy a bone marrow martini? The succubus tails are what really give this drink its punch. Mind you, they’re not the easiest thing to get your hands on…
While you’re around, I’ll let you in on a little secret. Pacts Inc. are offering a new damnation-insurance package with the help of the Bad Girlfriend Corps. You know the ones. Those hell-bent and battle-tested girlfriends. Proper demon material. Pretty beyond a doubt. Or so I’ve heard.
Here, have a look.
You know, if they’re still around, I can put in a word for you. Maybe you’ll get lucky. You look like the type that’ll need one, sooner or later.
So, about that drink?