I reckon you got here at a perfect time. See, Hell’s been expanding recently.

New City of Dis, Lower Hell. Sixth to Ninth Circles. Only accessible via the River Styx.

I remember the times when there was little more than dust, bones, and brimstone. Seems to me that you new generation of Sinners got bored of sitting around. Now, investments are flying in faster than curses.

River Styx, Fifth Circle. Decrepit towers of the Old City of Dis can be seen in the distance.

My suggestion? Many around here are fond of the Second Circle of Hell. I’m no different. Seventh ain’t bad either. But if you’re headed there, makes sure to pay well for protection. I’d recommend a high-ranking Hellspawn. A Bad Girlfriend would also have you covered… if you can manage her.

Wood of the Suicides, Seventh Circle. Where victims transform into gnarled trees.

I suspect this ain’t the last time we’ll see each other. Come back to the Cozy Altar next time you fancy a drink, Sinner.

Malebolge, Eighth Circle. Where sinners are punished. Currently in renovation.